Rat Bastard

NOT SURE IF YOU WANT A PET RAT OR A SERIAL KILLER? GET A RAT BASTARD! DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES AND TERRIFY YOUR FRIENDS! ALREADY TRAINED TO READ YOUR ZODIAC CHART AND SNATCH INTERNAL ORGANS FROM ANYONE YOU WANT.

CAUTION - KEEP YOUR SUNGLASSES AND YOUR DNA OUT OF REACH AT ALL TIMES.

No limits on orders.

Available 3/6 12PM CST.
Designed and sculpted by Zectron

NOTE: Product images may differ slightly from the product you receive. Minor distinctions are common and expected as each item is hand produced by the artist. Please allow one week before shipping.