"THE BRAIN IS THE ANSWER TO ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS! DOES THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS NOT KNOW YOUR NAME? HYPNOTIZE HER! LIVING IN FEAR OF YOUR NEXT REPORT CARD? USE MIND CONTROL ON YOUR TEACHER! DOES YOUR BOSS MAKE YOU WORK ON WEEKENDS? HAVE A CO-WORKER MURDER HIM WITH A CHAINSAW! THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS THAT CAN'T BE SOLVED WHEN YOU HAVE THE BRAIN AND ARE A TRUE INDEPENDENT THINKER.
CAUTION - AVOID EXPOSING THE BRAIN TO SODIUM AT ALL COSTS!"
Hand sculpted by Zectron and cast in Booger Green semi-rigid resin. Limited run, while supplies last.
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